Prosperity P’eacher

The prosperity gospel is a false gospel, and I have no reservations about making my opinion public.

Their boldness and hypocrisy is so prevalent and damaging, one has to wonder if they themselves have eaten from the infamous forbidden fruit.

What is the forbidden fruit anyway?

The hell if I know, but there are theories.

I think it’s peaches, because I can’t stop eating peach cobbler when my Mom makes it–something so good has to be a sin.

So this unique and powerful blend rolls from a peachy flavor into an orange, and transitions into a sweet mango exhale.

Sounds divine, huh?

Now give me your $$ so your taste buds can finally be blessed and prosper from the vape.

Can I get a witness?! ?