Greedy’s Red Jacket Reserve
Have you ever noticed how those extremely greedy assholes have their own exclusive clubs?
Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like, to put on one of those pretentious red jackets reserved for “members only”–and sample some of the finest artisan crafted pleasures you’ve been denied?
You know what I’m talking to about, the good stuff.
Well, now you don’t have to be a rich prick to enjoy the finer things in life.
This is the vape you want to enjoy while sitting amongst your low society friends as you look down your noses and poke fun at the uppity “members only” corporate tax cheats.
Yes, you ARE better than them.
This exquisite blend is fitting for the distinguished gentleman and man with fight in his heart–Dragonfruit.
That’s it. That’s all you need.
They can keep their silly jackets and shitty tobacco, we have our own club now–and they ain’t in it.
We got shit to do and an entire world to unfuck.
We are greedy. Greedy in our love and solidarity for one another.
Welcome to the club.