Nothing says I hate my country like a Cayman Island Criminal! ?
Vape your tropical island flavored Pina Colada as you cheat your way through the system like a crony capitalist douchebag.
You won’t be able to horde all your money in an offshore account while skipping out on your tax liability to the nation, and the workers you’ve stiffed while ruining an economy–but you can damn sure get a taste of the good life!
Horde this flavor for yourself and when someone asks you for some, you can just give them a trickle down drip and proceed to tell those citizen serfs to work harder–so that one day they can get their own damn bottle.