Big Wacko Tobacco
The Big Tobacco industry has been fooling around with the concept of electronic cigarette devices for several decades, paying big $$ for studies spanning over many years.
Apparently the public just wasn’t ready for better tasting, less offensive, and much safer alternatives to their deadly cash crop–so they sat on it until it was too late and the industry came under heavy scrutiny and litigation.
While they’re paying off congressmen and senators with donations, negotiating corporate revolving door deals and favorable tax revenue streams with government entities–I’d like to introduce you to this delicious and aromatic blend of peanut butter and jelly.
We’re classy like that!
We don’t have time to stop mixing delicious flavors, just because big industry and their corrupt government got their feelings hurt by the average joe developing safer and tastier alternatives.
Try this very smooth and creamy childhood treat, it really takes you back.
Also, it makes your butt not hurt.