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Our products are intended for ADULTS of legal smoking age only. Our products are not to be used by anyone under the legal smoking age of the state in which they reside. Other groups/persons that should consult a physician before use included (but are not limited to): those who suffer from heart disease or high blood pressure, pregnant, nursing, or those thinking of becoming pregnant–and those allergic to nicotine or other PG based products.
Lithium Ion Battery Warning
CAUTION: when working with Li-ion cells, they are very sensitive to charging characteristics and may explode if mishandled. User should have enough knowledge on Li-Ion rechargeable batteries in charging, discharging,and assembly before use. Charge and store the batteries in fire-proof container. Never leave batteries unattended when charging or while in use. Do not put batteries on wood surface or carpet when charging. Make sure to charge in Fire-Proof container. Do not use chargers purchased outside of ClandestineVapes.com to charge batteries purchased from ClandestineVapes.com. Doing so may cause damage to the battery and malfunctions which can cause serious injuries. We are not responsible for damage of any modification to the batteries in form or shape. We are not responsible for any damage caused by misuse or mishandling of theses Li-Ion batteries.
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